ORIGINALLY POSTED OCT 29, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: I'm So From the Country
A bro-country song as written by someone whose first language is not English.
Why? Because... that's why. And is it any worse than this?
I'm So From the Country
©2013 FTM Satire
She is from the country and she talks as such
She enjoys when I arrive in my large pick-up truck
She is wearing shorts that nearly show her buns
Let us find a deserted lane to have sexual fun
Chorus
Me, I'm so from the country
Me, I love beer that tastes skunky
I'm so country, more than you've seen
Listen to me tell you southern things
Here's a rural field with a group of local friends
Here's the part where I mention her butt again
Here's a large fire burning and strong drink passed around
Let us twerk our bottoms to some Hank and really get down
Me, I'm so from the country
Me, I enjoy my hip-hop funky
I'm so country my drawl has bling
Listen to me tell you southern things
Bridge
We enjoy to party!
We get drunk and take a ride!
Let us get into water naked
And I put my peener inside!
Me, I'm so from the country
Me, I will give your face a punching
I'm so country I enjoy bee stings
Listen to me tell you southern things
